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9/30/2011

The unkabogable Vice Ganda is now busy promoting his upcoming movie. This is going to be another hit funny movie of the year. Vice is blessed with lots of project that are knocking her door every time.  Do you still sleep Vice? LOL

Anyway, this movie will talk about her family, the mission  and of course his fate of being gay.

Watch the Full Trailer here!


9/28/2011


Adam & Eve









Adults are experiencing so much, clamoring about their health and most especially men  of whom specifically  complaining about their sexual desires, and who cannot sustained in performing longer than the usual. And with this they become bothered about satisfying their partners when it comes to their partner's need in bed.

The 100% satisfaction was blanch like a morning mist.  No cure for this? Well, well, well! Adam and Eve is the answer for your problem. So now the sexual fantasies will be rediscovered and soon will be put to action. Since action speaks louder than words.


To those who are not familiar with Adam and Eve it is America's Most Trusted Name in  Adult products and DVD's. And has been in the business for 40 solid years, giving customers a 100% satisfaction and have 10 million highly satisfied and fulfilled clients who remained and are loyal that keeps on coming back for more.

9/24/2011


maliit na duck -   "panduck"


tirahan ng maliit na duck - " Pandacan" 



mataas na duck -     "boonduck"

nagulat na duck -    "nasinduck"


photogenic na duck -    "kodak"


malaking duck sa Bisaya-    "dako"


madaldal na duck -    "madakdak"


pantakip sa bibig ng madaldal na duck -    "duck tape"


manggagamot na duck -    "ducktor"



musikero na duck -  "conducktor"

9/23/2011

Silly, sillier and the silliest!


Funny, funnier and the funniest!

Watch this!




9/20/2011



Maguindanao 'sex strike' puts clan war to bed

Women in a Maguindanao village successfully held a “sex strike," putting an end to the “rido" or clan feuds in their area.

According to a Monday report on GMA News TV’s “State of the Nation" and “Saksi," wives in the village of Dado in Maguindanao took it upon themselves to put an end to the warring in their village by threatening to withhold sex if their husbands went on with their warring.

“Sige, punta ka diyan. Ikaw bahala, hindi ka makakauwi sa bahay, hindi kita tatanggapin," said Hasna Kandatu, a resident of the village.

A week after they first dangled the threat of a “sex strike" or “tigil pagtatalik," peace started to reign in the village—the farm to market road reopened, putting an end to the village’s dependence on rations.

The idea came from a group of women engaged in a sewing business; because of the constant feuding, they would be unable to transport their products along the village road.

9/19/2011

1."ALE, PABILI NG COLGATE, YUNG CLOSEUP"
-ADIK SA TOOTHPASTE?

... 2."ISARADO MO YUNG PINTO, LALABAS ANG AIRCON"
-SOSYAL MAY PAA?

3."YAYA, SALUBUNGIN MO YUNG SCHOOLBUS NI JR"
-TAMA YAN, IPASAGASA MO!

4."ANAK, TUMABI K SA SASAKYAN"
-PAPATAYIN DIN PATI ANAK?

5."TINUKA AKO NG AHAS"
-MANOK BA ITO? MAY TUKA?

6."MAY TONSIL AKO"
-SELFISH?! IKAW LANG? SHARE MO!KAMI DIN KAYA

7."MAY CANDY AKO, GUSTO MO?"
-OFFER BA YAN?

8."LOWBAT AKO EH!"
-WOW!DIBATERYA KA NA DIN?

9/17/2011


Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago is known for being a "mutual" leader of our country, her contribution towards   making Philippines a corrupt-free country is such an amazing credential that she obtained. A Laureate of Ramon Magsaysay for government service. A woman of substance.

Her intelligence sometimes led her into discovering such ideas and thoughts that would put her on a news papers'  headlines.

Known for her grotisque criticism when politicians screwed up with their little secrets. She then have to stand on what is right, she has served in our country for quite sometime now. And had an amazing track on governmental service that she had done.

But her wit sometimes gave Media something to laugh at. Her Pinay banats are not mimicked. Her originally composed and created funny thoughts would give you a huge smile that is good for a day!

9/15/2011

These are questions and actual answers of contest participants in WOWOWEE.

1. Q: "Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?" A: "Utong!"

2. Q: "Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?" A: "Umiilaw!"

3. Q: "Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: "Humanitarian?"

4. Q: "Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga." A: "Ninja?"

5. Q: "Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?" A: "Sunog!"

6. Q: "Magbigay ng sikat na Willie." A: "Willie da pooh!"

7. Q: "Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?" A: "Hindunesia?"

8. Q: "Anong hayop si King Kong?" A: "Pagong!"

9. Q: "Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain." A: "Tae!"

10. Q: "Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?" A: "Canadia!"

11. Q: "Kumpletuhin - Little Red." A: "Ribbon!"

12 Q: "Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?" A: "Buhok?"

13. Q: "Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin." A: "Tinga!"

14. Q: "Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?" A: "Pag balita?"

15. Q: "Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?" A: "Baby oil?"

16. Q: "Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?" A: "Sweetserland?"

17. Q: "Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?" A: "Godzilla?"

18. Q: "Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?" A: "Itlog ng tao!"

19. Q: "Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?" A: "Sadista?"

20. Q: "Blank is the best policy." A: "Ice tea?"

9/14/2011


As Miss Universe mania had been toned down and slowly loosing its glitz this year( but looking forward for  next year) everyone of us are busy looking for the videos of the said pageant and wanting to enjoy the memory of how excited we were, during the top 16 announcement when  Shamcey Supsup (Philippines bet)  made all the way to the top and luckily placed 3rd runner up to Leila Lopes of Angola.

Beauty pageantry for us Filipinos has made a great impact in our lives, it is something that every year we look forward to. Might be in our local baranggay, national or international and we love to cheer, we bashed, and we fight for our bet.

Shamcey Supsup is an epitome of beauty, charisma, religious fundamentalist and intelligence. At first, when she was crowned in our country she was half bashed and half praised. Everyone entitled to speak, and have spoken either negative or positive to her. Yet she proved that she can pulled such surprise that every bashers never think of she could deliver. Kudos to her!

9/10/2011





♪♪ Bahay Condo kahit munti ♪ ang gadgets doon ay sari sari ♪ 






flat screen na TV, blu-ray DVD, ipod, Ipad, Iphone ♪♪ 






Laptop na malaki, Laptop na maliit, at saka meron pa portable MP3 ♪♪






Digicam,Videocam,




haWi-Fi at HD, ♪♪ sa paligid ligid ay puno ng . . .










 Chargeeeerrrrrr ♪♪






 hahaha...

9/08/2011

I am really sure that most of the gays in the country will have fever on Tuesday Sept. 13, 2011 as Miss Universe would take its place in Brazil, and it can be seen live in Abs- cbn network 9:30 and it can also be seen in Star Wolrd 9 am. 89 of the most gorgeous ladies around the world are battling to get the diamond nexus crown, the said pageant is an annual event of clash of curves and the battle of diversed beauty around the planet.



Shamcey Supsup Philippines very own representative is one of the heavy favorite of this years' Miss Universe along side with Miss USA, Peru, Greece Puerto Rico and Venezuela. Her beauty shines even on the first arrival, giving great candids to justify her pro shot. Will she be the next Miss Universe, and the 3rd for the Philippines? Let's find out!

9/06/2011



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A giant crocodile captured in Agusan del Sur in the Philippines last Saturday, September 2, is believed to be the biggest captive crocodile to date.

The said Philippine adult male crocodile, measuring 21 ft or 6.4 meters long, was captured alive along a creek by crocodile farm staff and residents in Bunawan in Agusan del Sur. It we are to check the records, the Philippine crocodile is the biggest so far.

Two larger certifiable records of the biggest crocodiles in the world are both of 6.2 metres (20 ft) adult crocodiles. The first crocodile was shot in the Mary River in the Northern Territory of Australia in 1974 by poachers and measured by wildlife rangers.

The second crocodile was killed in 1983 in the Fly River, Papua New Guinea. In the case of the second crocodile it was actually the skin that was measured by zoologist Jerome Montague, and as skins are known to underestimate the size of the actual animal, it is possible this crocodile was at least another 10 cm longer.

9/01/2011

Asian Super Model Contest 2011 has begun on 27 August in Guangxi, China. 36 contestants from 10 asian countries (from Bashkir, China, India, Japan, Korea, Malaysia, Mongolia, Philippines, Thailand, Vietnam) participate and there are multiple participants from each country. And the contest will held on 5 September.

 Official Website http://zt.gxtv.cn/Yzcm2011


 



  

 
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