1: Fuck a boy and he'll love you.
Love a boy and he'll fuck you.
2: Most men have split personalities;
they hate cats, but love pussies.
3: The word "naked" and "nude" are not the same.
Naked implies unprotected. Nude means unclothed.
4: Women give sex to get love, men give love to get sex.
5: Common thing between a girl's legs and butter both are
delicious when spread.
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These are some of the nastiest wordplays I've ever read. Whew.
ReplyDeleteLove them. Very funny. And mostly true!
ReplyDeleteit definitely made me smile.
ReplyDeletehehe
so funny:)
Manech: wow man, thank you..
ReplyDeleteMichael Rivers: thanks for reading it...
ReplyDeleteambiguous_angel: atleast, i made you laugh..
ReplyDeleteHaha, gusto ko to:
ReplyDelete"Common thing between a girl's legs and butter both are delicious when spread."
fiel-kun: hehehe, thanks man..
ReplyDeletein number two i remember katrina and hayden scandal,hehe..
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