TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR ACCOUNTING BETTER....

ENGLISH – FILIPINO TRANSLATION
(note: for college and professionals only)

1. Asset – Ari

2. Fixed Asset – Aring Nakatirik

3. Liquid Asset – Aring Tumutulo

4. Written-off Asset – Aring Pinutol

5. Cut-off time – Oras ng Pagputol

6. Depreciation – Pagkalaspag ng Ari

7. Fully Depreciated Asset – Aring Laspag na Laspag na

8. Earning Asset – Aring Ganado Pa

9. Non-Earning Asset – Aring Baldado na

10. Owned Asset – Sariling Ari

11. Other Asset – Ari ng Iba

12. Miscellaneous Asset – Mga Aring Pinagsamasama

13. Erroneous Entry – Mali ang Pagkapasok

14. Double Entry – Dalawa ang Pinasukan

15. Multiple Entry – Labas-pasok

16. Correcting Entry – Itinama ang Pagpasok

17. Reversing Entry – Baligtad ang Pasok

18. Tangible Asset – Aring Nasasalat

19. Dispensed – Nilabasan

20. Undispensed – Hindi Nilabasan

The unkabogable Vice Ganda is now busy promoting his upcoming movie. This is going to be another hit funny movie of the year. Vice is blessed with lots of project that are knocking her door every time.  Do you still sleep Vice? LOL

Anyway, this movie will talk about her family, the mission  and of course his fate of being gay.

Watch the Full Trailer here!

maliit na duck -   "panduck"

tirahan ng maliit na duck - " Pandacan" 


mataas na duck -     "boonduck"

nagulat na duck -    "nasinduck"

photogenic na duck -    "kodak"

malaking duck sa Bisaya-    "dako"

madaldal na duck -    "madakdak"

pantakip sa bibig ng madaldal na duck -    "duck tape"

manggagamot na duck -    "ducktor"


musikero na duck -  "conducktor"

Silly, sillier and the silliest!


Funny, funnier and the funniest!

Watch this!

1."ALE, PABILI NG COLGATE, YUNG CLOSEUP"
-ADIK SA TOOTHPASTE?

... 2."ISARADO MO YUNG PINTO, LALABAS ANG AIRCON"
-SOSYAL MAY PAA?

3."YAYA, SALUBUNGIN MO YUNG SCHOOLBUS NI JR"
-TAMA YAN, IPASAGASA MO!

4."ANAK, TUMABI K SA SASAKYAN"
-PAPATAYIN DIN PATI ANAK?

5."TINUKA AKO NG AHAS"
-MANOK BA ITO? MAY TUKA?

6."MAY TONSIL AKO"
-SELFISH?! IKAW LANG? SHARE MO!KAMI DIN KAYA

7."MAY CANDY AKO, GUSTO MO?"
-OFFER BA YAN?

8."LOWBAT AKO EH!"
-WOW!DIBATERYA KA NA DIN?

Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago is known for being a "mutual" leader of our country, her contribution towards   making Philippines a corrupt-free country is such an amazing credential that she obtained. A Laureate of Ramon Magsaysay for government service. A woman of substance.

Her intelligence sometimes led her into discovering such ideas and thoughts that would put her on a news papers'  headlines.

Known for her grotisque criticism when politicians screwed up with their little secrets. She then have to stand on what is right, she has served in our country for quite sometime now. And had an amazing track on governmental service that she had done.

But her wit sometimes gave Media something to laugh at. Her Pinay banats are not mimicked. Her originally composed and created funny thoughts would give you a huge smile that is good for a day!

These are questions and actual answers of contest participants in WOWOWEE.

1. Q: "Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?" A: "Utong!"

2. Q: "Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?" A: "Umiilaw!"

3. Q: "Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: "Humanitarian?"

4. Q: "Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga." A: "Ninja?"

5. Q: "Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?" A: "Sunog!"

6. Q: "Magbigay ng sikat na Willie." A: "Willie da pooh!"

7. Q: "Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?" A: "Hindunesia?"

8. Q: "Anong hayop si King Kong?" A: "Pagong!"

9. Q: "Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain." A: "Tae!"

10. Q: "Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?" A: "Canadia!"

11. Q: "Kumpletuhin - Little Red." A: "Ribbon!"

12 Q: "Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?" A: "Buhok?"

13. Q: "Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin." A: "Tinga!"

14. Q: "Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?" A: "Pag balita?"

15. Q: "Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?" A: "Baby oil?"

16. Q: "Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?" A: "Sweetserland?"

17. Q: "Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?" A: "Godzilla?"

18. Q: "Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?" A: "Itlog ng tao!"

19. Q: "Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?" A: "Sadista?"

20. Q: "Blank is the best policy." A: "Ice tea?"

Did you know that some English song titles can sound so funny and outrageous in their Tagalog title?

Here are some of them:


1. Imagine -- Mantakin Mo

2. Bluer Than Blue -- Malapit Na Sa Hukay

3. Too Young -- Nakanang ina Mo Batang-bata ka pa malandi kana

3. Tonight's The Night -- Patay Kang Bata Ka yari ka di kana virgin mamaya

4. Hey Jude -- Hoy Hudas!

5. Power Of Love -- Buntis

6. How Deep Is Your Love -- Gaano Kalalim Yang Sayo

7. Can't Be With You Tonight -- Meron Ako Ngayon

8. King And Queen Of Hearts -- Tong-it Na Ko Sa Jack

9. Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know -- Huwag Mo KongGawing Tanga (wife version to husband)

10. You Should Know By Now -- Alam Mo Na Dapat NgayonYan, Tanga! (mistress version to lover's wife)

11. Sometimes When We Touch -- Minsan Kapag Tayo'y Naghihipuan

Some says, Justine Beiber is a  huge arrogant gal, stupid and strict. But his music topped everytime he releases new single..  And guys look at these people who gone so wild and crazy, when the ticket booth refused to gave them tickets-


What's your verdict with this?