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The trailer of the most awaited sequel of Kimmy Dora has been released, on this sequel the personified Eugene Dominggo will take another challenge on portraying two different characters. The movie is set to be release on June 13 2012. So to all the fans of Ms. Eugene Dominggo, I'm sure this is going to be an epic funny movie of the year. Likewise crossing my fingers, as the first one was a huge success in earning and hitting the comedy box office. So I hope this one will surpasses the record.


Meanwhile here's the trailer! Enjoy.

Just got so addicted to the scene and the drama between the newscaster Mon Tulfo and Claudine Barreto and the husband Raymart Santiago. Well still the drama is on. So let us just witness the outraging battle of the two camps. It is going to be a knock out scene when these people will soon see each other in the court. Both parties had filed their lawsuits against each other, hmm, whose going to be the last man standing?

Let's find out soon!

Well I got cheesy and funny tweets from Twitter.com, it's randomly chosen to have the best of the best. So start laughing!


I've copied these tweets below from Twitter. Hope y'all like it.

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Think of a number between 0 and 20, add 32 to it, multiple by 2, subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?

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Sitting at Home: "Oh it's raining. Cool."
Sitting at School: "HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING! LOOK!"

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I have live through death of Michael Jackson, first black president, Royal Weeding and Osama's death. My life's a f**king history book.

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"No body listens to me." - Yellow Traffic Light.

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The awkward moment when you're taking off your jeans and your underwear decides to come off too.

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I hate that feeling when you close you're eyes to apply shampoo and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower.

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When people come over and your mom suddenly becomes the nicest woman in the world.

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When I call my parents and they don't answer it's no big deal but when they call me and I don't answer, it's like World War III.

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That stupid ass run you do when you're crossing the road.

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The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them.

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Me: "Why am I still single?"
Brain: "You're weird as crap."
Body: "You're fat."
Face: "You're pretty ugly too."
Food: "Don't worry, I'm here for you."

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When I drop my phone, I act like I've dropped a new born baby.

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When God asks what you've done with your life, try not to say: "Didn't You read my tweets?"

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Things I do when I have to study:
1% study.
99% tell people I have to study.

Broadcasting is really hard, and we can't blame these noted broadcaster who screwed up. They are still human anyway..

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Have you tried virtualising your computing environment? Well it sound's really fun isn't it. Aside from the easiest way of letting your work load done, it is also user friendly. The harsh and the nittty gritty on making your work done is the hardest thing to do I bet. So why stick on something which would makes you haggard.

Here's the Good news :


"vCOMPLETE offers growing businesses a fully integrated approach to virtualising your computing environment. Best of all, vCOMPLETE is completely adjustable to fit the scale and unique requirements of your business"


Consolidation, Availability, Scalability and Automation are all in. A completely adjustable virtualisation solution! vComplete is also simple, efficient, powerful and at the same time it is useful, who can beat its affordability? No one!

To understand more about vComplete watch this video here:

Choose Philippines collaborated with PGT Finalist and web sensation El Gamma Penumbra to give you a new version of their music video. Using the song Piliin mo Ang Pilipinas, El Gamma Penumbra amazingly showcases popular Philippine destinations through shadow play.  Lyrics of the song written by Robert Labayen , music composed by Allan Dannug, and arranged by Marvin Querido. Song sung by Angeline Quinto and Vincent Bueno. This Music Video is a production of  ABS-CBN's  CCM Division  and Regional Network Group.

You've heard of top-notch bedding and lingerie brands, but is there room in bed for another designer?

Georgia Republic architect Irakli Kiziria has designed a Louis Vuitton condom, enveloped in the label's notorious brown packaging and adorned with what looks like raised lettering (for enhanced pleasure, we can only assume). The luxury rubbers are priced at $68 each, according to the "official" website.

To put the price in perspective, $68 could buy you about six 12-packs of regular condoms.

But before you head to your nearest Louis Vuitton retailer, you should know the condoms aren't available in stores. (Bummer, right?)

In fact, Kiziria has no affiliation with the Louis Vuitton company and drafted the condoms in collaboration with Design Provocation as a design-project, according to the website. The team hoped to launch the product on World AIDS Day and donate the proceeds to amfAR, The Foundation For AIDS Research.

1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's a lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.......

TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR ACCOUNTING BETTER....

ENGLISH – FILIPINO TRANSLATION
(note: for college and professionals only)

1. Asset – Ari

2. Fixed Asset – Aring Nakatirik

3. Liquid Asset – Aring Tumutulo

4. Written-off Asset – Aring Pinutol

5. Cut-off time – Oras ng Pagputol

6. Depreciation – Pagkalaspag ng Ari

7. Fully Depreciated Asset – Aring Laspag na Laspag na

8. Earning Asset – Aring Ganado Pa

9. Non-Earning Asset – Aring Baldado na

10. Owned Asset – Sariling Ari

11. Other Asset – Ari ng Iba

12. Miscellaneous Asset – Mga Aring Pinagsamasama

13. Erroneous Entry – Mali ang Pagkapasok

14. Double Entry – Dalawa ang Pinasukan

15. Multiple Entry – Labas-pasok

16. Correcting Entry – Itinama ang Pagpasok

17. Reversing Entry – Baligtad ang Pasok

18. Tangible Asset – Aring Nasasalat

19. Dispensed – Nilabasan

20. Undispensed – Hindi Nilabasan

The Box-Office King (Vic Sotto)  and Box-Office Queen (Ai-ai delas Alas)
 join forces in an MMFF movie that will challenge all box-office records.
The “Enteng Kabisote” movie franchise plus the “Tanging Ina” movie franchise combined into one Metro Manila Film Festival entry equals a once in a lifetime movie event of the year!
“Enteng ng Ina Mo” stars Box-Office King Vic Sotto and Box-Office Queen Ai Ai delas Alas and it’s slated to be shown on December 25, 2011 as part of the 2011 Metro Manila Film Festival.

Which Key are you?

After her victorious placement in the recently concluded Miss universe 2011 and placed third runner up to Miss Angola Leila Lopes our darling Shamcey is now fully booked with schedules of guesting and shows to be attended. And oh, she was previously guested in Avon event and always been stunning and beautiful from inside out..

Are we saying goodbye Venus Raj and say hello Shamcey? It seems that Pizza Hut never stops on conquering the Universe just to promote their newest product. Are we on to eat this Tuscani flavor from Pizza Hut? Will Shamcey's victory can drool people to their store? Well fame does!

Watch it here!

(Got the picture from here)

There are some of those who got braces, yes they thought it gives them such good appeal, confidence and stuff. Main goal of having  braces is to straightened your teeth, to make it look presentable. I agree to this kind of procedure.

But there are those  who thought that having braces will give them an edge. But it turns out to be drastic transformation, those unclean teeth and residue of some stuff he/she had eaten this morning, with a yellowish ewwy that is swagging when they smile. Gosh man, you gotta be kidding me. Go rushed yourself to the dentist and let 'em fix it.

The reason why we need to have braces is to make our smile perfectly. I don't have any intention to wreck those people who wants to have that. But sometimes, we need to take some considerations that, once you started the procedure you are oblige to go back to the dentist every month for cleaning, observations (if the deformed ones) are now on its proper place. And also to make your treatment faster. Love your teeth..

Have you ever thought of watching Angry Birds on a big screen?  I never thought that in my entire life really! But Hollywood can't stop popping, and with their idea of making the Angry Birds a movie to watch for, well i find it awesome. Most of us is familiar with this game.

Entertaining and awesome to play with.. Angry Birds: The Movie starring Marshall Rimmer, John Erler, Gus Sorola, Joel Heyman, Becca Frasier, Brandon Farmahini, Chris Demarais, Kerry Shawcross. 


Music by Conor Brace. Production design by Griffon Ramsey. Special Thanks to Green Gate Farms and John-Mike Reed.


Watch the trailer here~

Silly, sillier and the silliest!


Funny, funnier and the funniest!

Watch this!

Maguindanao 'sex strike' puts clan war to bed

Women in a Maguindanao village successfully held a “sex strike," putting an end to the “rido" or clan feuds in their area.

According to a Monday report on GMA News TV’s “State of the Nation" and “Saksi," wives in the village of Dado in Maguindanao took it upon themselves to put an end to the warring in their village by threatening to withhold sex if their husbands went on with their warring.

“Sige, punta ka diyan. Ikaw bahala, hindi ka makakauwi sa bahay, hindi kita tatanggapin," said Hasna Kandatu, a resident of the village.

A week after they first dangled the threat of a “sex strike" or “tigil pagtatalik," peace started to reign in the village—the farm to market road reopened, putting an end to the village’s dependence on rations.

The idea came from a group of women engaged in a sewing business; because of the constant feuding, they would be unable to transport their products along the village road.

1."ALE, PABILI NG COLGATE, YUNG CLOSEUP"
-ADIK SA TOOTHPASTE?

... 2."ISARADO MO YUNG PINTO, LALABAS ANG AIRCON"
-SOSYAL MAY PAA?

3."YAYA, SALUBUNGIN MO YUNG SCHOOLBUS NI JR"
-TAMA YAN, IPASAGASA MO!

4."ANAK, TUMABI K SA SASAKYAN"
-PAPATAYIN DIN PATI ANAK?

5."TINUKA AKO NG AHAS"
-MANOK BA ITO? MAY TUKA?

6."MAY TONSIL AKO"
-SELFISH?! IKAW LANG? SHARE MO!KAMI DIN KAYA

7."MAY CANDY AKO, GUSTO MO?"
-OFFER BA YAN?

8."LOWBAT AKO EH!"
-WOW!DIBATERYA KA NA DIN?

Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago is known for being a "mutual" leader of our country, her contribution towards   making Philippines a corrupt-free country is such an amazing credential that she obtained. A Laureate of Ramon Magsaysay for government service. A woman of substance.

Her intelligence sometimes led her into discovering such ideas and thoughts that would put her on a news papers'  headlines.

Known for her grotisque criticism when politicians screwed up with their little secrets. She then have to stand on what is right, she has served in our country for quite sometime now. And had an amazing track on governmental service that she had done.

But her wit sometimes gave Media something to laugh at. Her Pinay banats are not mimicked. Her originally composed and created funny thoughts would give you a huge smile that is good for a day!

These are questions and actual answers of contest participants in WOWOWEE.

1. Q: "Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?" A: "Utong!"

2. Q: "Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?" A: "Umiilaw!"

3. Q: "Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: "Humanitarian?"

4. Q: "Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga." A: "Ninja?"

5. Q: "Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?" A: "Sunog!"

6. Q: "Magbigay ng sikat na Willie." A: "Willie da pooh!"

7. Q: "Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?" A: "Hindunesia?"

8. Q: "Anong hayop si King Kong?" A: "Pagong!"

9. Q: "Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain." A: "Tae!"

10. Q: "Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?" A: "Canadia!"

11. Q: "Kumpletuhin - Little Red." A: "Ribbon!"

12 Q: "Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?" A: "Buhok?"

13. Q: "Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin." A: "Tinga!"

14. Q: "Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?" A: "Pag balita?"

15. Q: "Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?" A: "Baby oil?"

16. Q: "Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?" A: "Sweetserland?"

17. Q: "Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?" A: "Godzilla?"

18. Q: "Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?" A: "Itlog ng tao!"

19. Q: "Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?" A: "Sadista?"

20. Q: "Blank is the best policy." A: "Ice tea?"

As Miss Universe mania had been toned down and slowly loosing its glitz this year( but looking forward for  next year) everyone of us are busy looking for the videos of the said pageant and wanting to enjoy the memory of how excited we were, during the top 16 announcement when  Shamcey Supsup (Philippines bet)  made all the way to the top and luckily placed 3rd runner up to Leila Lopes of Angola.

Beauty pageantry for us Filipinos has made a great impact in our lives, it is something that every year we look forward to. Might be in our local baranggay, national or international and we love to cheer, we bashed, and we fight for our bet.

Shamcey Supsup is an epitome of beauty, charisma, religious fundamentalist and intelligence. At first, when she was crowned in our country she was half bashed and half praised. Everyone entitled to speak, and have spoken either negative or positive to her. Yet she proved that she can pulled such surprise that every bashers never think of she could deliver. Kudos to her!