Just got so addicted to the scene and the drama between the newscaster Mon Tulfo and Claudine Barreto and the husband Raymart Santiago. Well still the drama is on. So let us just witness the outraging battle of the two camps. It is going to be a knock out scene when these people will soon see each other in the court. Both parties had filed their lawsuits against each other, hmm, whose going to be the last man standing?

Let's find out soon!

Well I got cheesy and funny tweets from Twitter.com, it's randomly chosen to have the best of the best. So start laughing!


I've copied these tweets below from Twitter. Hope y'all like it.

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Think of a number between 0 and 20, add 32 to it, multiple by 2, subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?

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Sitting at Home: "Oh it's raining. Cool."
Sitting at School: "HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING! LOOK!"

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I have live through death of Michael Jackson, first black president, Royal Weeding and Osama's death. My life's a f**king history book.

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"No body listens to me." - Yellow Traffic Light.

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The awkward moment when you're taking off your jeans and your underwear decides to come off too.

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I hate that feeling when you close you're eyes to apply shampoo and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower.

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When people come over and your mom suddenly becomes the nicest woman in the world.

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When I call my parents and they don't answer it's no big deal but when they call me and I don't answer, it's like World War III.

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That stupid ass run you do when you're crossing the road.

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The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them.

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Me: "Why am I still single?"
Brain: "You're weird as crap."
Body: "You're fat."
Face: "You're pretty ugly too."
Food: "Don't worry, I'm here for you."

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When I drop my phone, I act like I've dropped a new born baby.

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When God asks what you've done with your life, try not to say: "Didn't You read my tweets?"

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Things I do when I have to study:
1% study.
99% tell people I have to study.

Broadcasting is really hard, and we can't blame these noted broadcaster who screwed up. They are still human anyway..

Watch this!

1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's a lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.......

First of all, I  want to congratulate Gwendolyn Ruais our Philippines representative for bagging the First Princess in the recently concluded Miss World 2011 wherein Miss Venezuela Ivian Sarcos declared victorious winner of the said pageant. Congratulations Gwen you made us all proud!

Parody is everywhere, it can be in music, movies, series and even in pageants. So here is the epic parody of Miss Philippines' answer during the final night of Miss World 2011.


Enjoy!

TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR ACCOUNTING BETTER....

ENGLISH – FILIPINO TRANSLATION
(note: for college and professionals only)

1. Asset – Ari

2. Fixed Asset – Aring Nakatirik

3. Liquid Asset – Aring Tumutulo

4. Written-off Asset – Aring Pinutol

5. Cut-off time – Oras ng Pagputol

6. Depreciation – Pagkalaspag ng Ari

7. Fully Depreciated Asset – Aring Laspag na Laspag na

8. Earning Asset – Aring Ganado Pa

9. Non-Earning Asset – Aring Baldado na

10. Owned Asset – Sariling Ari

11. Other Asset – Ari ng Iba

12. Miscellaneous Asset – Mga Aring Pinagsamasama

13. Erroneous Entry – Mali ang Pagkapasok

14. Double Entry – Dalawa ang Pinasukan

15. Multiple Entry – Labas-pasok

16. Correcting Entry – Itinama ang Pagpasok

17. Reversing Entry – Baligtad ang Pasok

18. Tangible Asset – Aring Nasasalat

19. Dispensed – Nilabasan

20. Undispensed – Hindi Nilabasan

(Got the picture from here)

There are some of those who got braces, yes they thought it gives them such good appeal, confidence and stuff. Main goal of having  braces is to straightened your teeth, to make it look presentable. I agree to this kind of procedure.

But there are those  who thought that having braces will give them an edge. But it turns out to be drastic transformation, those unclean teeth and residue of some stuff he/she had eaten this morning, with a yellowish ewwy that is swagging when they smile. Gosh man, you gotta be kidding me. Go rushed yourself to the dentist and let 'em fix it.

The reason why we need to have braces is to make our smile perfectly. I don't have any intention to wreck those people who wants to have that. But sometimes, we need to take some considerations that, once you started the procedure you are oblige to go back to the dentist every month for cleaning, observations (if the deformed ones) are now on its proper place. And also to make your treatment faster. Love your teeth..

maliit na duck -   "panduck"

tirahan ng maliit na duck - " Pandacan" 


mataas na duck -     "boonduck"

nagulat na duck -    "nasinduck"

photogenic na duck -    "kodak"

malaking duck sa Bisaya-    "dako"

madaldal na duck -    "madakdak"

pantakip sa bibig ng madaldal na duck -    "duck tape"

manggagamot na duck -    "ducktor"


musikero na duck -  "conducktor"

1."ALE, PABILI NG COLGATE, YUNG CLOSEUP"
-ADIK SA TOOTHPASTE?

... 2."ISARADO MO YUNG PINTO, LALABAS ANG AIRCON"
-SOSYAL MAY PAA?

3."YAYA, SALUBUNGIN MO YUNG SCHOOLBUS NI JR"
-TAMA YAN, IPASAGASA MO!

4."ANAK, TUMABI K SA SASAKYAN"
-PAPATAYIN DIN PATI ANAK?

5."TINUKA AKO NG AHAS"
-MANOK BA ITO? MAY TUKA?

6."MAY TONSIL AKO"
-SELFISH?! IKAW LANG? SHARE MO!KAMI DIN KAYA

7."MAY CANDY AKO, GUSTO MO?"
-OFFER BA YAN?

8."LOWBAT AKO EH!"
-WOW!DIBATERYA KA NA DIN?

Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago is known for being a "mutual" leader of our country, her contribution towards   making Philippines a corrupt-free country is such an amazing credential that she obtained. A Laureate of Ramon Magsaysay for government service. A woman of substance.

Her intelligence sometimes led her into discovering such ideas and thoughts that would put her on a news papers'  headlines.

Known for her grotisque criticism when politicians screwed up with their little secrets. She then have to stand on what is right, she has served in our country for quite sometime now. And had an amazing track on governmental service that she had done.

But her wit sometimes gave Media something to laugh at. Her Pinay banats are not mimicked. Her originally composed and created funny thoughts would give you a huge smile that is good for a day!

These are questions and actual answers of contest participants in WOWOWEE.

1. Q: "Ano sa Tagalog ang teeth?" A: "Utong!"

2. Q: "Kung ang light ay ilaw, ano naman ang lightning?" A: "Umiilaw!"

3. Q: "Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao? A: "Humanitarian?"

4. Q: "Sina Michael at Raphael ay mga." A: "Ninja?"

5. Q: "Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?" A: "Sunog!"

6. Q: "Magbigay ng sikat na Willie." A: "Willie da pooh!"

7. Q: "Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa aling bansa?" A: "Hindunesia?"

8. Q: "Anong hayop si King Kong?" A: "Pagong!"

9. Q: "Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain." A: "Tae!"

10. Q: "Saang bansa matatagpuan ang mga Canadians?" A: "Canadia!"

11. Q: "Kumpletuhin - Little Red." A: "Ribbon!"

12 Q: "Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?" A: "Buhok?"

13. Q: "Magbigay ng pagkain na dumidikit sa ngipin." A: "Tinga!"

14. Q: "Anong oras kadalasang pinapatay ang TV?" A: "Pag balita?"

15. Q: "Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?" A: "Baby oil?"

16. Q: "Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?" A: "Sweetserland?"

17. Q: "Sinong higanteng G ang tinalo ni David?" A: "Godzilla?"

18. Q: "Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?" A: "Itlog ng tao!"

19. Q: "Anong S ang tawag sa duktor nag nago-opera?" A: "Sadista?"

20. Q: "Blank is the best policy." A: "Ice tea?"

♪♪ Bahay Condo kahit munti ♪ ang gadgets doon ay sari sari ♪ 






flat screen na TV, blu-ray DVD, ipod, Ipad, Iphone ♪♪ 






Laptop na malaki, Laptop na maliit, at saka meron pa portable MP3 ♪♪






Digicam,Videocam,




haWi-Fi at HD, ♪♪ sa paligid ligid ay puno ng . . .










 Chargeeeerrrrrr ♪♪






 hahaha...

 September will be the celebration of a Universal Beauty, where in the whole universe is colliding as we would welcome the next Miss  Universe 2011.


It is better to be smart than to be beautiful-  Jessica Soho

But before that real goddess comes, let's welcome the Miss Gay Pangkalawakan! Every beautiful gay will never qualified for this pageant, so if you are blessed with the looks that everyone laughed out loud, let's celebrate because this is your time to strut your craft!