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3/17/2010

Some Smiling Facts...

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1: Fuck a boy and he'll love you.
   Love a boy and he'll fuck you.


2: Most men have split personalities;
   they hate cats, but love pussies.


3: The word "naked" and "nude" are not the same.
    Naked implies unprotected. Nude means unclothed.


4: Women give  sex to get love,  men give love to get sex.


5: Common thing between a girl's legs and butter both are 
    delicious when spread.

9 comments:

  1. These are some of the nastiest wordplays I've ever read. Whew.

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  2. Love them. Very funny. And mostly true!

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  3. it definitely made me smile.
    hehe
    so funny:)

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  4. Manech: wow man, thank you..

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  5. Michael Rivers: thanks for reading it...

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  6. ambiguous_angel: atleast, i made you laugh..

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  7. Haha, gusto ko to:

    "Common thing between a girl's legs and butter both are delicious when spread."

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  8. fiel-kun: hehehe, thanks man..

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  9. in number two i remember katrina and hayden scandal,hehe..

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